DAGAIFENWEI: GUDAIXIAOHUA，JUNLVXIAOHUA，ERTONGXIAOHUA，DONGWUXIAOHUA，YURENXIAOHUA，FUQIXIAOHUA，CHENGRENXIAOHUA，YOUMOXIAOHUA，LENGXIAOHUA，WANGLUOXIAOHUA，KONGBUXIAOHUA，MINJIANXIAOHUA，YILIAOXIAOHUA，TIYUXIAOHUA，JIAOWANGXIAOHUA，JIAOTONGXIAOHUA，MINGRENXIAOHUA，JIATINGXIAOHUA，EXINXIAOHUA，AIQINGXIAOHUA，GEDIFANGYANXIAOHUADENGDENG。SUIRANQITAGEGEZHONGLEI，MINGZIBUTONG，FANPINXIACHE，DANSHIXINGZHISHIFENLEISI。
职业笑话
泛亚体育 ZHIYEXINGXIAOHUAZHONGDENEIRONGZHUYAOSHIZHENDUIMOUZHONGXINGYEDERENDERUODIANFENGCIGAIZHIYE。
MOUDIANXIAOSHOUDENIUNAIZHONGDALIANGCHANSHUI，WEIDAOJIDAN。YOUGUKEJIANGQIJUBAODAOZHIJIANJU，JINGJIANCE，NAIZHONGJINGCHANLE5BEIDESHUI。
ZHIJIANRENYUANZEWENDIANZHU: “NIZHEIYEJIAONIUNAI?”
DIANZHUQUEMIANBUGAISEDISHUO: “QIANZHENWANQUESHINIUNAI，BUGUOSHISHUINIUDENAI。”
儿童笑话
泛亚体育 ERTONGXIAOHUAZHONGDENEIRONGZHUJIAOZHUYAOSHIERTONGQUNTI，WANGWANGYINWEIERTONGDETIANZHEN、TONGQU，JIRENCHURENYILIAODEXIAODIAN。
JINTIANWOPEIGUIMIQUGUANGJIE，ZUOGONGJIAOCHE，KENENGSHITACHIDUOLE，BUTINGDEDAGE，PANGBIANDEYIGEFENNENNENDEXIAOLUOLINAISHENGNAIQIDESHUO:“QUXIANGXIANGTIANGE”，CHESHANGDERENDOUXIAOLE，ZHIYOUWOBIEDAOLENEISHANG。。。
律师笑话
ZAIMEIGUOYIXIEDIQUYOUXUDUOFANYATIYULVSHIDEXIAOHUA，YINWEIDANGDIDELVSHIJIRENYINXIANGBUJIA、TANCAIDEXINGXIANG:
泛亚体育 Q: DANGNIHEYIGEXIONGSHOU、YIGEQIANGBAOFANHEYIGELVSHIBEIKUNZAIYIGEFANGZILI，NIDEQIANGLIZHISHENGLIANGKEZIDAN，NIHUIZENMEZUO?
泛亚体育 A: SHEJIZHEIGELVSHILIANGCI。
政治笑话
ZHUYAOYONGYUDIAOKANZHENGZHISHISHIHUOGONGZHONGRENWU。LIRUSULIANLINGDAORENHELUXIAOFUCENGYOUMOSHUOGUOYIGEXIAOHUA: KELIMULINGONGWAITOUYOUWEINANZIDAHAN“SIDALINSHIBAICHI，SHIWANGBADAN!”JIEGUONANZILIJIZAODAODAIBU，BINGHUOXING23NIAN。ZHEI23NIAN，QIZHONG3NIANSHIWURUSULIANGONGCHANDANGZONGSHUJI，QIYU20NIANSHIXIELUGUOJIAJIMI。
病人笑话
MOURENZHAOYISHENGZHILIAOSHIMIAN。 YISHENG: “MEITIANWANSHANGTANGSHANGCHUANGDUOJIUCAISHUIDEZHE?YITIANYOUNENGSHUIDUOJIU?” BINGREN: “WANSHANGYISHANGCHUANGJIUSHUIZHE，YIJUEDAOTIANLIANG。” YISHENG: “ZHEIZENNENGSUANSHIMIANNI?” BINGREN: “WOZHIDESHIBAITIANSHANGBANSHUIBUZHE。” YISHENG: “NICONGSHINEIZHONGXINGYE，XUYAOBAITIANSHANGBANSHISHUIJUE?”BINGREN: “GONGWUYUAN。”
问答笑话
泛亚体育 JIWEISHENMEYAOGUOMALU?YINWEITAYAODAOMALUDUIMIANQU。
MIYUXIAOHUA: RUOYIGEMIYUNENGRANGRENHUIXINYIXIAO，NEITAYENENGSHUYUYIGEXIAOHUA。
NAOJINJIZHUANWANXIAOHUA: RUOYIGENAOJINJIZHUANWANNENGRANGRENFAXIAO，NEITAYESHUYUYIGEXIAOHUA。
成人笑话
泛亚体育 CHENGRENXIAOHUAYECHENGHUNDUANZI、HUNXIAOHUA，JIDAIYOUSEQINGCHENGFENDEXIAOHUAHELENGXIAOHUA。CHANGYIGEZHONGJINJIZUOWEIZHUTI，ZHUYAOWEIXING。ZHEILEIDEXIAOHUAZHONGKENENGBAOHANLEXINGANSHI，XUDUOHUNDUANZIHEXINGYIJINANNVGUANXIYOUGUAN。DANQITALEIXINGZHONGDEXIAOHUA，YEKENENGBAOHANLEXINGYIJINANNVGUANXIDENGNEIRONG。DUIFEIQINMIGUANXIDEYIXINGJIANGHUNDUANZI，KENENGBEIZHIZEWEIXINGSAORAO。
低级笑话
DIJIXIAOHUAYOUCHENGHUANGSEXIAOHUA，CHANGHUIYIGEZHONGJINJIZUOWEIZHUTI，ZHUYAOWEIXING，ZHEILEIDEXIAOHUAZHONGKENENGBAOHANLELINGRENBUYUEDEXINGANSHI，XUDUODEDIJIXIAOHUAHEXINGBIEQISHIYOUGUAN，DANQITALEIXINGZHONGDEXIAOHUA，YEKENENGBAOHANLEDIJIJIBUYADENEIRONG。
YOUSANGENVRENCHIBINGJILING，YIGEYONGTIANDE，YIGEYONGYAODE，YIGEYONGHANDE，NIZHIDAOSHEIYIJIEHUN?SHEIHAIWEIJIEHUN?
冷笑话
泛亚体育 LENGXIAOHUASHIZHIYOUYUXIAOHUABENSHENYINWEIXIEYINZI、FANYI、SHENGQUZHUYU、BUTONGLUOJI、DUANYUJITESHUNEIRONGDENGWENTI，HUOSHIYOUYUBIAOYANZHEYUQIHUOBIAOQINGDENGYUANYIN，DAOZHIYIGEYUANBENHAOXIAODEXIAOHUABIANDEYUYIBANXIAOHUAGANJUEBUTONG，JIAONANYIFAXIAO，BUGUOBINGBUDAIBIAOBUHAOXIAO，ERYESHIYOUMODEYIZHONGBIAOXIAN。
泛亚体育 YOUDELENGXIAOHUAJINGXIXIANGYOUHUIFAJUEBUSHAOWEIMIAOZHICHU，YOUSHILENGXIAOHUABUHAOXIAOJIUSHIGAIZEXIAOHUAWEIYIDEXIAODIAN，LENGXIAOHUAGUANGFANLIUXINGYUWANGLUO、DIANSHIJIEMU、SHUJI、ZAZHIZHIZHONG，FANGJIANBUFALENGXIAOHUADEGAOSHOU。
1、YOUYITIANXIAOQIANGWENTABABA: “BABA，WOSHIBUSHISHAHAIZIA?”BABASHUO: “SHAHAIZI，NIZENMEHUISHISHAHAIZINI?”
2、HONGHAIERGENSUNWUKONGDAQILAILE。
泛亚体育 HONGHAIERCHUZHAO: “SANWEIZHENHUO!”
泛亚体育 SUNWUKONGDAHE: “HUOYANJINJING!”
HONGHAIER: “QUNIMEI，NIGENWOWANCHENGYUJIELONGNI?”
古代笑话
泛亚体育 KERENLIANXI，BUKENQISHEN。ZHURENOUJIANSHUSHANGYIDANIAO，DUIKEYUE: “CIXIZUOJIU，PANZHONGYAOJIN，DAIWOKANDAOCISHU，ZHUOXIANIAOLAI，PENGYUZHISHIYOUJIU，HERU?”KEYUE: “ZHIKONGSHUDAONIAOFEIYI。”ZHUYUN: “CISHIDAINIAO，TASIYEBUKENDONGSHENDE。”
网络笑话
泛亚体育 WANGLUOXIAOHUAYIBANSHIJINZHUADANGQIANDEWANGSHANGFASHENGDEREMENSHIJIAN，BINGYOUWANGYOUZHIZUOCHUANBODEYIZHONGXIAOHUA。WANGLUOXIAOHUAZUIHOUWANGWANGHUIFAZHANCHENGWANGLUOLIUXINGYU，WANGYOUHUXIANGLIANXIHUOZHEKAIWANXIAOYONG。JINJINIANWANGLUOXIAOHUAYUELAIYUEDUO。YEYUELAIYUENENGXIYINRENMENDEMUGUANG。BIRUYOUCHENGUANXISHIJIANERYINFADEDAJIANGYOUDENG，QIAORANYINLAILEDAPIDEFENSI。JIAYISHIRI，WANGLUOXIAOHUABIJIANGPENGBOFAZHAN。
短信笑话
泛亚体育 DUANXINXIAOHUAYIBANSHIYIDUANXINDEXINGSHICHUXIAN，BUHUIHENZHANG，GENSHOUJIDUANXINYIYANG，ZHISHIPENGYOUJIANYIDAQUDEFANGSHIHUXIANGWENHOUDEYIZHONGXINGSHI，TEDIANJIUSHIYIJUHUAHUODOUYITIAOGAOXIAOZHUFU，TONGGUOZHEIYANGCHUANDAWENNUANDEWENHOU，YEKENENGSHIPENGYOUJIANDEDIAOKAN。
校园笑话
泛亚体育 XIAOYUANXIAOHUASHIZHIDIDIANWEIXUEXIAO，XUESHENGHEJIAOZHIYUANGONGWEIZHUYAORENWU。SUOFASHENGDEHUOHUIXIE、HUOFENGCI、HUODANCHUN、HUOYUYISHENYUANDEGAOXIAOSUCAI，YUQITAZHONGLEIDEXIAOHUABUTONG，CHANGCHANGNENGGOUQIRENDUIZAIXUEXIAOLIZUIMEIHAOSHIGUANGDEHUIYI。XIAOGUOZHIHOU，FACHUSHENLINQIJINGBANDEGANTAN。
泛亚体育 1、DASANYINANSHENGZAISHITANGACHUANGKOUDASHENGDUILIMIANDEDAFANSHIFUSHUO: “NIJIWODADESHIDOUJIAOCHAOSHENMEA?”
“ROU”，SHIFUHUIDA。
“SHENME?”NANSHENGSHENGYINGENGDALE。
泛亚体育 “ROU”，SHIFUYOUXIEBUNAIFANLE。
泛亚体育 NANSHENGYOUDASHENGWENLESANCIZHIHOU。
DASHIFUZHONGYUMINGBAIGUOLAILE，JINANSHENGFANHENEITIANLEYISHAOROU。
2、YOUYIXIAOHUAZAIXIAOYUANGUANGWEILIUCHUAN。MOUDAXUEDUOMINGJIAOSHIHEBIANLEYIBEN《YINGHANLVYOUCIDIAN》(YINGWEN BIAOTIWEI: An English-Chinese Dictionary for the Tourism Industry)。YIMINGJIAOSHIWEILEXIANSHIZIJIDEYEWUSHUIPING，DANGZHONGZHIZEGAICIDIANZHUBIANSHUO，“NIDECIDIANCUOLE !‘Tourism Industry’BUDUI，YINGGAISHI‘Tourist Industry 。’” QISHI“Tourist Industry”GURANBUCUO，“Tourism Industry”YESHIZHENGQUEDE，ERQIEGENGWEICHANGYONG 。ZHEIMINGJIAOSHIZHIZHIQIYI，BUZHIQIER，ZAIZHONGRENMIANQIANDANGCHANGCHUCHOU 。GENGKEXIAODESHI，ZHEIWEISHUOTARENCIDIANYOUCUODEJIAOSHIBIANLEYIBEN《ZUIXINYINGYUDUANYUDONGCICIDIAN》(YINGWENBIAOTIWEI: A New Dictionary of English Phrasal Verbs) 。TAJIANG“ZUIXIN”YIWEI“A New”。QISHI“ ZUIXIN”DEYINGWENSHI“The Newest” 。
名著笑话
MINGZHUXIAOHUAYIBANSHIDUIMINGZHUSHICIDENGDEEGAO、DIAOKAN，YIDADAOGAOXIAODEXIAOGUO。
XIYOU: HOUGEJIUWO ;HONGLOU: MEIMEIJIUWO;SHUIHU: SHUSHUJIUWO;SANGUO: JUNSHIJIUWO。
SHASHIDITAICI: DASHIXIONG，SHIFUBEIYAOGUAIZHUAZOULE!DASHIXIONG，ERSHIXIONGBEIYAOGUAIZHUAZOULE!DASHIXIONG，SHIFUHEERSHIXIONGBEIYAOGUAIZHUAZOULE!DASHIXIONG，JIUWO!
笑话图片
XIAOHUATUPIANYIBANSUOZHIYIRENWUHUODONGWU，BIAOQING，XINGTAI，DONGZUOSUOCHANSHENG。
BIRURENWUZUOYIGEWEIBIAOQINGHUODONGZUOYINRENFAXIAO。
糗事笑话
SHISHANGZUIDAOMEIDEXIAOTOU: 2014NIAN4YUE19RIWAN11SHIXU，HUANGMOUZAIZHEJIANGTAIZHOUYIXIAOZHENYIWAIDITOUDAOLUBIANYILIANGWEISHANGSUOHAIYOUHOUBEIYAOCHIDECHE。MEIYOUJIAZHAOHEJIASHIJINGYANDETADANGJIDASUANKAIZHETOULAIDECHEHUILAOJIA，MEIXIANGDAOZAITUZHONGZHUANGSILEYIWEI80SUIDEDAYE。ZAIJIAOTONGSHIGUXIANCHANG，HUANGMOUCHENLUANQICHETAOPAO，HUA2000YUANCONGTAIZHOUDACHEDAONANJING，XIANGZUOHUOCHEPAOQUCHENGDOU，JIEGUOZAIHUOCHEZHANPAIWANZHANGDUILUNDAOTAMAIPIAOSHI，SHOUPIAOYUANGAOSUTA，DANGTIANQUCHENGDOUDEPIAOYIMAIWAN，ZHINENGMAIDIERTIANDE。YUSHIDANXINBEIJINGCHADAIZHUDEHUANGMOUYOUDACHEDAOJICHANG，BUQIAODESHIJICHANGGONGZUORENYUANRENCHUTAMAOYONGSHUANGBAOTAIDIDISHENFENZHENGMAIPIAO，FALETA1000YUAN，ZONGSUANYAODENGJILE，JIEGUOZAITUOYUNXINGLISHIYINYIXIANGZIZANGWUGUOJIANBEIZHUALE。BANANMINJINGSHUO: “TASHIWOJIANGUODEZUIDAOMEIDEXIAOTOU，FANYATIYUDOUKUAIBEITAJIELIANBUDUANDEBEICANZAOYURAOYUNLE，DANZHEISHITAJIUYOUZIQUDEJIEGUO。”
自曝笑话
泛亚体育 ZIPUXIAOHUAYEJIUSHIBAZIJIDEQIUSHIFENXIANGJIBIERENTING，BIERENTINGHOUJIUXINGCHENGYIZHONGGAOXIAODEXIAOHUA。
泛亚体育 GANGQUCHAOSHI，MAILEDONGXI，SHOUYINMEIMEIWENWOYOUHUIYUANKAMA?WOYAOYAOTOU，MEIZHIYOUWEN，BANBUBAN?WOYOUYAOYAOTOU，MEIZHIYUSHIYOUWEN，YAODAIZIMA?WODIANLEDIANTOU……HOUMIAN，HOUMIAN……TAJINGRAN……KAISHIGENWODASHOUYULE……
仿写笑话
泛亚体育 CILEIXIAOHUACHULEQUWEI，HAIXUYIDINGDEWENXUE，YIXIAZHAILUWENYOULIZIHUANXIANSHENGFANGXIEDEQUWENJIZE。
FANGXIE《LOUSHIMING》QUWEN:
泛亚体育 YUANWEN: SHANBUZAIGAO，YOUXIANZEMING。SHUIBUZAISHEN，YOULONGZELING。SISHILOUSHI，WEIWUDEXIN。TAIHENSHANGJIELV，CAOSERULIANQING。TANXIAOYOUHONGRU，WANGLAIWUBAIDING。KEYIDIAOSUQIN，YUEJINJING。WUSIZHUZHILUANER，WUANDUZHILAOXING。NANYANGZHUGELU，XISHUZIYUNTING。KONGZIYUE: HELOUZHIYOU?
1、FANGXIEZHI《QINGAIMING》
QINGBUZAILAN，SHIKEZETING。AIBUZAIDUO，ZHUANYIJIUXING。ZALIANFENGQI，XINGZHEDUQING。DUOSHAOSANJIAOLIAN，JIFANLUSHUIQING。TANXIAOJIEZUOXI，WANGLAIWUZHENXIN。KEYICALIANGYAN，DUODATING。TUSUNYUZHIJIEGUO，TUCHENYUZHILAOXING。XIANDAICHENxX，GUDAIXIMENQING。WUTANYUE: HELEZHIYOU?
2、《LOUQIMING》
RENBUZAIMAO，YOUDEZEXING。QIBUZAIMEI，HESHIWEIPING。SISHILOUZHI，WEIWUDUQING。XINLINGQIUMOQI，XINGDONGJINGRUBIN。WANGLAIWUSETU，CHUMENYEFANGXIN。KEYIPEIGANQING，ZUOZHIYIN。WUFEIWENZHILUANER，WULVMAOZHILAOXING。KANKANYANZHAOMEN，XIANGXIANGHONGYANMING。WUZIYUE: HELOUZHIYOU?
3、《HUNYINMING》
FUBUZAISHUAI，YOUCHEJIUXING。NIANBUHULAO，YOUFANGZUIQIN。SISHILOULIAN，TUQIYOUJIN。SANCANSHANGJIUDIAN，CHUANDAIRUSHIXIN。TANXIAOJIEZHUANGBAN，WANGLAICHEJIEYING。OUERPAOBAILIAN，GUOGUOYIN。WUMEIQIANZHIFANNAO，WUGONGZUOZHILAOXING。JIANGLAIYOUYICHAN，YUSHENGBUCAOXIN。QIZIYUE: HEJIANZHIYOU?
4、《TANGUANMING》
GUANBUZAIDA，NENGTANJIXING。WEIBUZAIGAO，GOUHEIWEIYING。SISHIBEIDE，WEILIJIQIN。MOUQUANJIEWEIYI，MINGYUZAOXUNXIN。TANXIAOQUANCHANKE，WANGLAIDOUDAIJIN。KEYISHUASHOUDUAN，SHIKULING。WEISHENGGEZHIYUEER，WEIZHUSEZHILAOXING。FUBAIZIGUYOU，JIGENENGWEIMIN。WUTONGYUE: HEXINGZHIYOU?
5、《QINGGUANMING》
GUANBUZAIWEI，WEIMINJIUXING。QUANBUZAILI，LIANGXINWEIPING。SISHIXIAOZHI，YIKEJINJING。BUWEIZHONGSINANG，ZHIQIUYIQINGMING。TANXIAOJIEZHENGQI，WANGLAIWUSIQING。KEYIWEIJIAGUO，QINGMINMING。WUSHENGSEZHILUANER，WEIANDUZHILAOXING。MINGYOUHAIRUIDAN，SONGYOUBAOGONGXIN。WUZANYUE: HEYOUZHIYOU?
6、《XIUXINMING》
ZHUXIUFEIZHUANG，ZHUANGWUXINGMING。RENWUDUOQIU，FANLEISHENXIN。SISHIPINGFAN，WEIDEANNING。FANCHUKANRICHU，XIANSHISHANGLIUYUN。TANXIAOWULIKE，WANGLAIJIERUBIN。KEYIKANKANSHU，XIAOSHIQING。SHAOSHIFEIZHILUANER，WUZHENGDUOZHILAOXING。HONGCHENDUOKUNRAO，QUSHEZAIYUJUN。WUCHANGYUE: HEYOUZHIYOU?
糗事
QIUSHIJIUSHISHENGHUOZHONGZIJIHUOSHENBIANPENGYOUFASHENGDECHUQIUHUOYUBENYIBUFUERLINGRENFAXIAODESHI。
LIYI
泛亚体育 DAXUELAOSHIZAIJIANGTAISHANGMEIFEISEWU，FAXIANMENKOUYIZHIYOUGEYOUDANGDESHENYING，
泛亚体育 GUJISHIXUESHENGCHIDAOBUGANJINLAI，SUIQUKAIMEN: “TONGXUE，JINLAIBA。”
NEIRENZOUJINJIAOSHI，HUANHUANKAIKOU: “QINGWENSHISHEIJIAODEKENDEJI?”
LIER
泛亚体育 WEIHUNQIZAISHUXIAZUZUDENGLE30FENZHONG，WEIHUNFUCAIGANLAI。TABUGAOXINGDIWEN: “CHULENAOZHONGBUXIANG、DIANTISHILING、SUIDAODUCHEDENGLIYOUWAI，NIHAINENGSHUOCHUSHENMEXINDECHIDAODELIYOUMA?”WEIHUNFUXIANGLEXIANG，SHUO: “NILAIDETAIZAOLE。”